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Avengers Blooper: Coulson! (by betty893)

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

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(Source: videohall, via obsessedwiththeroyals)

cristinterrill:

Baby King George is totally my new favorite meme.

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)

terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.
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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.

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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

In some countries there’s no minimum age limit for door-to-door salesmen.
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These captions get me every time.

terriblerealestateagentphotos:

In some countries there’s no minimum age limit for door-to-door salesmen.

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These captions get me every time.

terriblerealestateagentphotos:

This appears to have been taken as the photographer stumbled drunkenly into the kitchen to make a sandwich.
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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

This appears to have been taken as the photographer stumbled drunkenly into the kitchen to make a sandwich.

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(Source: gingerhaze)

things that make me laugh

Anonymous asked: Ok I am desperate please help. I want these glorious earrings but they are $300 and I am out of options. I've spent like 10 hours scouring the internet for something comparable or a deal. How can I help my heart to heal? How do I move on? HALP. ME.

assholedisney:

whenever i want 2 make a big purchase i just think about it in terms of tacos and if i would rather have that purchase or tacos

like $300 for earrings can get u at least 250 tacos if not more

would u rather eat 250 tacos or wear ur earrings

the correct answer is tacos

things that make me laugh

Anonymous asked: Did you get those rainboots at walmart? Because I got similar ones from there two years ago before I went to Peru. I ended up leaving them there and now they belong to a Peruvian family.

assholedisney:

I stole them from a Peruvian family