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humansofnewyork:

"My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right before he’d get home, I’d let the cat back out again. But one night it was raining so hard that I refused to let the cat out, and my husband stayed up all night sneezing. And that’s how I got a puppy!"

humansofnewyork:

"My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right before he’d get home, I’d let the cat back out again. But one night it was raining so hard that I refused to let the cat out, and my husband stayed up all night sneezing. And that’s how I got a puppy!"

amymebberson:

Pocket Princesses 111 - Replacements
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amymebberson:

Pocket Princesses 111 - Replacements

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mariners:

Beard envy. It happens.

mariners:

Beard envy. It happens.

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He’d been waiting so long for that moment.

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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

The owners have had to take every precaution with what they call the Hannibal Lecter of Wardrobes.
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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

The owners have had to take every precaution with what they call the Hannibal Lecter of Wardrobes.

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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.
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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.

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Am now hiccuping because I tried stifling my laughter

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Musicless Music Video
(I made the poor choice of watching this while in public. Getting very strange looks from my laughter)

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Me and my cello

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Ross Geller Disaster Dates

The Monica shirt

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