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In less than three weeks you’ll be able to get your own copy of DRAW-A-SAURUS: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW TO DRAW YOUR FAVORITE DINOSAURS. The early reviews have been coming in and they’ve been wonderful.

Although the views of readers are nice, I thought I should get some honest opinions from the experts. Luckily the AAPP (American Association of Paelo People) was having their national conference on Maui. After showing my fake credentials, I was able to make the rounds and get some very candid assessments of my work.




"Mrrrufraaawww"- Camerasaurus

"I found the artwork to be rather pedestrian and the writing was less than inspired."- Ankylosaurus

Well you can’t please everyone. But all in all I was happy with the response. Of course as I was leaving I made the faux pas of asking the Tyrannosaurus to sign my copy. They’re so touchy about that little arm thing.

If you want to grab a copy for your self, head to your favorite book store on September 9th or order it now form your favorite e-tailor.


Barnes & Noble

Indie Bound

Google Books


I will be in California in late September for appearances to sign copies of the book, Stay tuned for dates and places.

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Yep. This is hilarious.


  • Preschooler: is our school made of concrete?
  • Me: yes
  • Preschooler: is the sidewalk made of concrete?
  • Me: yes
  • Preschooler: *terrified whisper* am I made of concrete?

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

  • YA Book: wHite yoUng girl!!!1!
  • YA Book: sHe is difFERenT!!!!!1!!@
  • YA Book: speciAL pOWer!!!-!!
  • YA Book: cute boY love HeR!!!
  • YA Book: bUTttttt
  • Ya Book: anOTher boy alsO??? love heR?!?!??!!!
  • Ya Book: HOw will sHe cHOOse!!?!?!?!?1!! aNd save wORld?????!?!!


my face whenever I put on makeup


my face whenever I put on makeup