This is full of hilariosity.
Tim Cook: “We’ve brought U2 here as a threat for any members of the press who refuse to accept our messaging.” -AD
Jony Ive: “We’ve developed an entirely new way for you to connect intimately with others.”
That’s not us making a joke, that’s a quote.
It’s so sad that Jony Ive cannot survive without 50,000 candlewatts of light trained on him at all times. But so inspiring that he keeps working even though if he is exposed to color or darkness he will die. -PF